Quote by P.J. O'Rourke (1947-2022)

• Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.

• Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

• A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

• No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

• A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relation. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing, too.

• A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.