There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option. — Jeph Jacques. Comic author and illustrator
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.
'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.