The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. — Groucho Marx. American comedian (1890–1977)
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.