Quote by Margo Kaufman (b. 1951)

• I once complained to my father that I didn't seem to be able to do things the same way other people did. Dad's advice? 'Margo, don't be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep.'

• Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.

• The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.