Margo Kaufman

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

I once complained to my father that I didn't seem to be able to do things the same way other people did. Dad's advice? 'Margo, don't be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep.'

Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.