Quote by Devin J. Monroe (b. 1983)

• I have found that everything wants to kill you. For some things, like fast food, or riding a bike, it just takes longer.

• The phrase "action speaks louder than words," is most easily proven by a swift kick to the genitals.

• I don't understand why people think everything has to have meaning. While painting the Mona Lisa did Leonardo Da Vinci intend for it to have greater meaning than a work of art that he made?

• If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid.

• Don't tell people to act their age. It's like telling a baby to move out, and if they're older you're telling them to "die in a hole."