I have found that everything wants to kill you. For some things, like fast food, or riding a bike, it just takes longer.
If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid.
Don't tell people to act their age. It's like telling a baby to move out, and if they're older you're telling them to "die in a hole."
I don't understand why people think everything has to have meaning. While painting the Mona Lisa did Leonardo Da Vinci intend for it to have greater meaning than a work of art that he made?