Quote by Doug Larson (1926-2017)

• Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

• The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

• If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

• The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

• A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

• Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.