Quote by Robert Benchley (1889-1945)

• Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

• The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

• Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

• There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.

• As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.