Quote by P. J. O'Rourke (1947-2022)

• A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

• With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

• The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

• Never fight an inanimate object.

• A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

• Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.