Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at? — Unknown. Topics referred to by the same term , Dan Fielding. American television sitcom (1984–1992)
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.