Quote by W. C. Fields (1880-1946)

• I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

• Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

• Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

• Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

• I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

• Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.