Quote by Fran Lebowitz (b. 1950)

• I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

• Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

• In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

• Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

• I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not.

• All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.