Quote by Robert Orben (1928-2023)

• There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

• Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

• Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

• Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

• Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.

• Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.