Quote by Bob Hope (1903-2003)

• You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

• People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

• If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

• Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

• I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.

• A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.