Quote by Andy Rooney (1919-2011)

• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

• If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

• Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

• We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 290,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.

• Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.