If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. — Andy Rooney. American radio and television journalist, commentator, and author (1919–2011)
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 290,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.