Quote by Herb Caen (1916-1997)

• The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

• I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

• The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

• The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there.

• There are more of them than us.

• All American cars are basically Chevrolets.