The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Herb Caen
Herbert Eugene Caen was a San Francisco humorist and journalist whose daily column of local goings-on and insider gossip, social and political happenings, and offbeat puns and anecdotes—"A continuous love letter to San Francisco"—appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle for almost sixty years and made him a household name throughout the San Francisco Bay Area.
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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
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I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
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Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?
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The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there.
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.