Quote by Earl Wilson

• Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

• Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.

• Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

• If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

• My idea of courage is the guy who has $500,000 tied up in the stock market and turns to the box scores first!