If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Quote by Jay Leno
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
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