I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools."
That's strange; your mother could.
Quote by Dorothy Parker
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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