I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party. — Dennis Miller. American comedian and television host (born 1953)
A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, "Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot."
I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.