Dennis Miller (b. 1953)

Quotes

• I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.

• A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, "Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot."

• I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

• We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.