I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! — Matt Groening. American cartoonist and animator (born 1954)
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.