Quote by Kin Hubbard (1868-1930)

• The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

• Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

• Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

• A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

• Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

• Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.