Kin Hubbard
Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
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So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
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