Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain. American author and humorist (1835–1910)
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.