Quote by Finley Peter Dunne (1867-1936)

• An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

• Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

• The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

• The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.

• The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.