Finley Peter Dunne

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.

The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Don't jump on a man unless he's down.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.