Quote by P. G. Wodehouse (1881-1975)

• A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.

• At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

• It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

• If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

• Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

• The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.