Being a newspaper columnist is like marrying a nymphomaniac - It's great for the first two weeks.
Quote by Lewis Grizzard
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Life is like a dogsled race--if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and giver a house.
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Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.