Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. — Unknown. Topics referred to by the same term Children
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.