Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry. — Calvin Trillin. American humorist and novelist (born 1935)
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him gazing out toward the sunset or picking his nose?'
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.
Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.