Quote by Stanislaw J. Lec (1909-1966)

• The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.

• Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.

• When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

• Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what?

• Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

• You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.