Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Laurence Peter
Quotes
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
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Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
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Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
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There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
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An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.