Fulton J. Sheen

Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.

Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love?

The only way to win audiences is to tell people about the life and death of Christ. Every other approach is a waste.

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.