Quote by Ted Turner (b. 1938)

• If you ever get a chance to buy a baseball team, do so. It's very fun.

• If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.

• Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!