Quote by Ken Thompson (b. 1943)

• If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.

• Timesharing just doesn't work.

• I know nothing.

• Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside.

• SCCS is the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out.

• Maybe I should have screwed up.