Quote by Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)

• After thirty nine years this is all I've done.

• An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

• Do not go gentle into that good night,
  Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
  Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

• I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.

• Someone's boring me. I think it's me.