Quote by Jerry Seinfeld (b. 1954)

• There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

• I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!

• There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

• Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.

• A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

• It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.