Quote by Christopher Morley (1890-1957)

• A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

• Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

• Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

• Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

• Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

• My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.