Quote by Dan Quayle (b. 1947)

• If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

• Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

• One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

• Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

• Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.

• We have to do more than just elect a new President if we truly want to change this country.