Quote by Joe Bob Briggs (b. 1953)

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Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.

— Joe Bob Briggs. American film critic, writer, and actor; alter ego of John Bloom (born 1953)

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