She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police! Now where did I put my badge?...Hey, that duck's got it! — Chief Wiggum. Character from The Simpsons franchise The Simpsons
Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose.
Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.