Quote by Evelyn Waugh (1903-1966)

• Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

• Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.

• All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

• It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.

• What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?

• I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author.