Quote by Quentin Crisp (1908-1999)

• To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.

• Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

• For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

• Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?

• Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.