Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. — Robert Heinlein. American author and engineer (1907–1988) Flowers
The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the sacharrine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not recieve this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.