Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them. — Pam Davis. 2010 television film Lies
Gifts allow us to demonstrate exactly how little we know about a person. And nothing pisses a person off more than being shoved into the wrong pigeonhole.
The notion of picking one time of year to be decent to other people is obscene because it's actually validating the notion of being miserable wretches the rest of the year.