Quote by Hugh Elliott

• You can always tell you're in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg.

• All people want is someone to listen.

• If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

• Miracles: You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24-7, beaming like radio waves all around you. Put up the antenna, turn up the volume - snap... crackle... this just in, every person you talk to is a chance to change the world...

• I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other, we have left our thumbprints in the thick, moist clay of each other's lives.

• Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that's somehow connected to birth.